HOW.
DARE.
THEY.← premium snack storage🐾Chief Walk OfficerPromoted on merit.
01 · The face
Hi. I’m Teddy.
Meet the very opinionated reason My Dog Pal exists.
Small dog. Significant opinions. Management started logging my meals, walks, weight and general magnificence. They called it care. I called it surveillance. That habit became My Dog Pal.
The audacity!02 · The allegation
Excuse me?
Little M and Big Papa Hig said the words no dog should ever hear: “You might need to lose a little weight.”
100% snack archive03 · The belly
This is not a pot belly.
It is a carefully curated snack archive. Please show some respect.
The journey starts here04 · The paws
Tiny paws. Big plan.
My people couldn’t remember every bowl, walk, weigh-in and slightly unusual Tuesday. A few quick notes gave them the clearer picture that became My Dog Pal. I remain opposed to the portions.